Glowing, Magical Orbs

I get points for enthusiasm.  Flair and originality, maybe not so much.

I saw this in an issue of Better Homes and Gardens - the lights around the grapevine balls.  It looked so pretty!  So magical!  Glowing orbs...

This is how it looked on my front porch.

I mean, I think it's pretty from here.  But when it gets really dark, all you see is what looks like a bright white fire on our front porch.  I have to laugh.

I have the vision, just not the finesse perhaps.  Where is my creative godmother?!  Or maybe I just need my creative mother!